U jelly?

Is that a beard on your face, or are you just harboring a rodent?

schick rodent beards

This is what it takes to sell razors, I guess.

As a bearded man myself, I think the ad campaign backfires. The rodent beards are adorable or poetically virile, or both.


About The Codgitator (a cadgertator)

Catholic convert. Quasi-Zorbatic. Freelance interpreter, translator, and web marketer. Former ESL teacher in Taiwan (2003-2012) and former public high school teacher (2012-2014). Married father of three. Multilingual, would-be scholar, and fairly consistent fitness monkey. My research interests include: the interface of religion and science, the history and philosophy of science and technology, ancient and medieval philosophy, and cognitive neuroscience. Please pray for me.
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5 Responses to U jelly?

  1. Theodore The Studite says:

    Backfires! Why yes! Think of how all the Itslian women after fifty might feel.

  2. Theodore The Studite says:

    And yes… I jelly…cuz can’t touch dat…

  3. Be not envious, ’tis but a tiny, foul beast, fit only for .22 hunting. But it does slow my sweat when I deadlift.

  4. Tantumblogo says:

    I thought it was a selfie.

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