“A traditionalist Catholic is one who laments the changes wrought upon the Church by the Enlightenment. A liberal Catholic is one who welcomes them, while a conservative Catholic is one who denies them.”
“Church and State are as separate as body and soul or a mother and her child.”
“The whole Church groaned, and was astonished to find itself Hipster.”
“The real question is, will ebola jokes go viral before or after the virus itself does.”
“Ebola: America’s Nationwide Chastity Belt Since 2014.”
“When a synod comes along, youuu must Burke it….
“Before the Kasper gets too strong, youuu must Burke it….
“When proggoes start to throng, you must Burke it….
“Go trad, restore ahead…
Burke it good…”