Two guys meet at the gym and strike up a conversation. One asks, “How about we grab some beers later?” to which the other guy replies, “Sorry, man, I don’t drink. How else do you think I maintain my gains? High five!” A high five and a moment later, he asks the first guy, “Dude, I’m out, but you gonna be here tomorrow?” to which the first guy answers, “Of course. How else do you think I maintain my tolerance?”


About The Codgitator (a cadgertator)

Catholic convert. Quasi-Zorbatic. Freelance interpreter, translator, and web marketer. Former ESL teacher in Taiwan (2003-2012) and former public high school teacher (2012-2014). Married father of three. Multilingual, would-be scholar, and fairly consistent fitness monkey. My research interests include: the interface of religion and science, the history and philosophy of science and technology, ancient and medieval philosophy, and cognitive neuroscience. Please pray for me.
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